My Cyber Domain

"POETRY"

YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

YOU CAN LEAVE

OR YOU CAN STRAY FOR A WHILE

"What are you?"

SHORN

I WAS A SHEEP

YOU ARE NOT A SHEEP LIKE I WAS

ALL MY TEETH STACKED TOGETHER

MY MUSCLES FLOW LIKE FIELDS

THE FARMER THREW ME DOWN HERE

THE FIRST LIVING THING TO HIT THE BOTTOM

I THINK MY EARS ARE SOMEWHERE OVER

THEY'RE

THERE

WHERE

EAR WEAR

I AM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE SHEPPARD

BETRAYS THE SHEEP

I AM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE SHEPPARD

BETRAYS

I AM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE

I AM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN

I AM WHAT HAPPENS

I AM WHAT

I AM

I BLEAT BUT MY FLOCK DOES NOT HEAR ME

BLEAT BUT MY FLOCK DOES NOT HEAR ME

BUT MY FLOCK DOES NOT HEAR ME

MY FLOCK DOES NOT HEAR ME

FLOCK DOES NOT HEAR ME

DOES NOT HEAR ME

NOT HEAR ME

HEAR ME

MY FLOCK IS NOT NEAR ME

MY FLOCK IS NOT NEAR

MY FLOCK IS NOT

MY FLOCK IS

ROT

ROTTED

IN THE GROUND BUT NOT AS DEEP AS I

GROUNDS NOT AS DEEP AS MINE

GROUNDS WHERE NO LIGHT SHINE

SHINE

I ENTWINE

TWINE

LOWERED ME DOWN WITH TWINE

LOWER

NO LONGER SMELL THE PINE

LOWERED TO BASELINE

LINE

LINED AND TIMED

ON THE LINE IN TIME

I'M

I'M DESCENDING

DOWN

DROWN

SO FAR

IM ASCENDING

TENDING

MY ENDING

DING

DINNERBELL RINGS

ORE

CORE

APPLE CORE

SKY BORE MORE TRASH TO CRASH

LIKE ME

LIKE WE

TRASH LIKE ME

WE CRASH TO MASH

INTO SINGULARITY

ANYTHING CAN REACH CLARITY

RARITY

TO SEE ONE SUCH AS YOU

YOU

ONE LIKE YOU

FELL HERE FLAT

FLAT

JUST LIKE THAT

HE WAS RED

RED

FELL ON HIS HEAD

HIS RED HEAD

CRACK

BACK

SNAP

HEAD IN HIS LAP

RED HEAD IS DEAD

"You are very eloquently spoken, sheep"

Ears? Ah yes attached to the head that' attached to nothing

It's interesting to see the decay of a head with other life or bacteria

He didn't die from hitting the ground. He was shot in the head, and dumped"

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I dare you to pull this ribbon from my neck

MILDLY AMUSING THINGS

Holding a banana like a gun

Got the whole gang solemnly staring at the floor.

If anyone needs me I'll be staring at the ceiling of my childhood bedroom.

A gravestone that says "They had impeccable handwriting"

That's because I'm full of whimsy and childlike wonder, motherfucker.

Mom's against bleached assholes

If I could live in any fictional media it'd be seinfeld

I wasn't allowed to watch "SpongeBob SquarePants" Mother forbade it

I could have been a bird

Vito Cornhole

Wanna be the Evil Knievel of art

A t shirt that says "I have multiple inner dialogs, and they're all fighting for dominance"

I solve ontological problems so you don't have to.

Now my good people In this box I have a two very special items today The map from the Blair with project And the tip of Bob Ross's index finger Now now no pushing no shoving Let's start the bid at one shiny nickel

If I ever get smart home technology take me out back and shoot me in the head because that's not me anymore.

A t shirt that says honorary 4th beastie boy

Rage against the machine. Yeah I saw those rabble rousing rule breakers.

Uh, God? The humans you put on Earth are speedrunning psychosis by smoking the high potency weed they bred.

Hearing voices Bearing choices Hell rejoices

Now son stay away from that one she's a bunny boiler!

This color of blue. Pepsi blue. Is the same shade of a superbowl party you didn't want to go to.

Looks like all of the members of Motley Crue at once

When I was a kid I saw a man panhandling at Disney world.

Hatsune Miku is my favorite gay icon.

I have social anxiety and people scare me.

What do zoos do when an animal dies especially a large one. What do you do with a dead elephant.

Freddie Fistbump Blitz Kennedy Mulder AND Scully

"Hello nurse! Nurse! Come quick Yakko flatlined"

Ah my gender a common misconception

Brandon Lee pencil case

Picked last for dodgeball prophecy

This bit isn't sustainable

Assumed male until proven female

Cops don't go to law school but lawyers do.

Spiral-bound screwball jesus

Playing Death Grips can lower most people's stats allowing for a critical hit.

"I'm sure you all know what I brought you here to discuss." "Vocaloids, again sir?" "Yes, Vocaloids."

Hedy Lamarr and Kendrick Lamar standing next to each other. The amount of times I've confused Hedy Lamarr and Kendrick Lamar is more than one

Guy with hands tied around his back trying to get them to the front "Ya know I could do this if it weren't for my dump truck of an ass"

Jesus owes me money

⬆️CONTEMPORARY ART FAG⬆️

Strangers in public I think can be trusted Goths, punks, and other such things Space spraypaint artists at festivals

Normalize men having perfect tits and no dick.

A shirt that says "I pass out on rollercoasters"

Do you even know how fast gay people can walk. It's called prey instinct.

He's swimming in denial river.

I remember 47

Meet cute! Gets hit by a car.

No one hates Metallica more than Metallica fans.

Yet another thing the movie fight club has stolen from me.

I'M A TOYS R' US KID. AND I CAN KICK YOUR ASS.

Words don't hurt if you don't listen

My identity isn't split its just perforated

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I'm gonna say it. I think Gary Baseman deserves more credit for illustrating Cranium. The pictures and the play dough carried that board game.

Making art is kind of like feeding pigeons

We have a Big Lebowskian situation on our hands

White Lighter Enterprises Light your luck on fire!

*to the cadence of mitch hedberg* I speed-walk everywhere I go. Because everywhere I go I feel like I'm being chased.

>'×'< WHERE DOES MY CAT GO WHEN I CAN'T FIND HIM? ?(*<*<)=(>*>*)?

The Animals are dressed in their Sunday school best.

I GOT MY TETANUS SHOT AT TARGET

If you call it "the eagles" Don Henley is on the other side of the next door you open and he punches you unconscious. And you wake up in the middle of death valley with bald eagles eating your liver

DLLAL (Dude looks like a lady)

The front and back album cover for Poison's "look what the cat dragged in" is what I think masculinity is.

I HAVE THE LUCK OF THE IRISH. WHICH IS TO SAY ITS IRONIC.

AKA ASS KISSERS ANONYMOUS OR AKA ASS KICKERS ANONYMOUS

I AM A DRAGON THE CHINESE TAKEOUT MENU TOLD ME SO WHY WOULD IT LIE

MUST BE CULTURE JELLY CAUSE CULTURE JAM DON'T SHAKE LIKE THAT

Tips fedora to a female mosquito "M'laria"

Come out here and fight me like a faggot

Cognitive Resonance

Take a pebble leave a pebble from my hand.

Brain is a can of worms bursting at the seams.

Just sell me the snake directly, I'll oil it myself.

I got Stendhal's syndrome from looking in the mirror. I SAW MYSELF IN THE STATUE OF DAVID

THE FREUDIAN DIP "what did you put in the dip"?

Guy sneezes. Opens eyes in a different dimension.

NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO. ONCE THE CAMERAS STOPPED RECORDING THEY WERE SWIFTLY EXECUTED. WHICH DOESN'T COUNT.

I need a frame for the picture in my head

I'll march to the beat of my own drum right up a wall and straight off a cliff

Improv prompt: A zookeeper that is about to get fired *squints with hand over eyes* "Holy shit is that lion with a gun"

I don't believe in GOD but I do believe in GHOSTS

*FIGURE IT OUT

CALL NOW! 1-800-T-BOY-SWAG

Patrick Bateman skincare routine

HELP I'M STUCK IN A SARCASTIC T-SHIRT!

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YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YOU CAN LEAVE OR YOU CAN STRAY FOR A WHILE SHORN I WAS A SHEEP YOU ARE NOT A SHEEP LIKE I WAS ALL MY TEETH STACKED TOGETHER THE FARMER THREW ME DOWN HERE THE FIRST LIVING THING TO HIT THE BOTTOM

👨‍🦲🤬🫣🤐💁‍♀️🥳

SHIT ROLLS DOWN HILL, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE WILL TOO

YOU ALL SCARE ME.

I am constantly pressing (X) to doubt

Questions you thought you'd never have to ask... Is that screaming in my head? Who is screaming in my head? Why is there screaming in my head? How do I get rid of the screaming in my head? When will the screaming go away? What if I start screaming for real? Where is the screaming coming from?

Gone fishing in the river styx

This is our get along hat Our being me and my brain

Cowboys only cry one tear at a time.

Who are you and how did you get in my mirror?

Everything before the word is bullshit, that's why it starts sentences.

Although B. However

Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD., bags few lynx

If I was a book I'd be a thesaurus with a comic between

I have looked so far inward I have turned myself inside out

# S& M8

Don't hate the player Don't hate the game Hate the system

No mirror above the bathroom sink. (I know what I look like) just a picture frame. Pictures that can be put in the frame. Stylized self portrait

The thing about pale horses is that they get dirty quickly.

I thought the TV was talking backwards to me but it was actually talking to the guy behind me. Awkward

Abra... I put that shit on everything (pron. Sabra) Sabra ca dabra

PAVLOV'S GUN CHECKOVS DOG

[SOMETHING BORROWED -<] [SOMETHING NEW +>] [SOMETHING CHANGED INSIDE OF YOU ×÷]

HIDE AND WATCH ME

KNEE DEEP IN THE HOOPLA

I HEAR THE SIRENS ITS 11 O' CLOCK

ITS NOT JUST A PHASE MOM ITS PRODROMAL

CALL NOW!!! 1-800- MY-TONGUE-FEELS-TOO-BIG-FOR-MY-MOUTH

HI IM AN ART CRITIC THATS NEVER PICKED UP A PENCIL, BUT YOU HOLD YOURS WRONG.

ARTISTS STATEMENT I can feel something attached to the back of my head. No matter how much I stretch spin turn torque. I reach behind me it slaps my hand away. It doesn't want to introduce itself with a handshake. Touch is intimate and we don't know each other that well. It wants me to make first eye contact. It can move freely around me but cannot detach itself. Two mirrors facing each other I stand in between. I look above myself and face slight left. I don't know what I expected it to look like but it wasn't that. It's hard to look it in the eye not because it's lack of conventional beauty standards. Because it has more eyes than I do. I don't know where to look. It doesn't matter. It introduces itself as something that sounds well rehearsed. Not well received.

YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE IT ONLINE YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE IT IN ONE LINE

.13BE00. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION SET. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST THE PICTURE. WE ARE CONTROLLING TRANSMISSION. IF WE WISH TO MAKE IT LOUDER, WE WILL BRING UP THE VOLUME. IF WE WISH TO MAKE IT SOFTER, WE WILL TUNE IT TO A WHISPER. WE WILL CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL. WE WILL CONTROL THE VERTICAL. WE CAN ROLL THE IMAGE, MAKE IT FLUTTER. WE CAN CHANGE THE FOCUS TO A SOFT BLUR, OR SHARPEN IT TO CRYSTAL CLARITY. FOR THE NEXT HOUR, SIT QUIETLY AND WE WILL CONTROL ALL THAT YOU SEE AND HEAR. WE REPEAT: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION SET. YOU ARE ABOUT TO PARTICIPATE IN A GREAT ADVENTURE. YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE AWE AND MYSTERY WHICH REACHES FROM THE INNER MIND TO... THE OUTER LIMITS. .0026AF. Fun Fact! Half of 26 is 13. 13 is a prime number. This means nothing be afraid

I WANT IT TO READ LIKE A FIST FIGHT. MONEY ON THE LITTLE GUY.

FRIED ANGEL WINGS. SAUCES. BLESSED BARBECUE HOLY HONEY MUSTARD GODLY GARLIC CHRIST CHILI

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